Extreme Dorm Cooking: Cinnamon Chocolate Chip Hello Kitty Waffle Edition

This is a post to prove that you don’t need a kitchen to cook.

You don’t need eggs, butter, or milk either.

Hells, you don’t even need an intact waffle maker.

cinnamon chocolate chip hello kitty waffles

Cinnamon Chocolate Chip Hello Kitty Waffles

Makes 2 batches of four small waffles

Ingredients:

•One semi-functional Hello Kitty Waffle Maker, that you spent 3 months trying to find on ebay, only to have it arrive half-broken, which leads you to leave a negative review on the seller’s feedback, which results in threatening ALL CAPS email from said seller, which results in you fearing for your life and resolving that Hello Kitty Waffle Makers are nothing but trouble (but so damn cute!)

  • ¾ c all-purpose flour
  • 1 t baking powder
  • 1 T sugar
  • 1 T oil
  • ¾ c water
  • Dash of cinnamon
  • 2 handfuls chocolate chips

Instructions:

1. In a plastic cup stolen borrowed from the dining hall, mix flour and baking powder.

2. In a cleaned takeout container large bowl, mix sugar, oil, and water. Dump the flour mixture in, add cinnamon and throw in chocolate. Mix until smooth.

3. Spoon into Hello Kitty Waffle Maker, risking burning fingers on exposed wires of broken lid, and subsequently setting dorm on fire.

4. Cook for five minutes, cautiously open burning hot lid sans handle, and gently lift waffles out with a fork.

5. Enjoy aka try to eat them before your floormates devour them all.

6. Repeat and share to win friends and influence people.

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I’m pretty sure there’s nothing sadder than a broken hello kitty wafflemaker.

5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jiu Ma on March 2, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    Great writing!

    Reply

  2. Posted by numnumnum on March 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Thanks Jiu Ma!

    Reply

  3. Posted by Jiujiu on March 4, 2011 at 12:02 am

    How much did you pay for your broken H-K-W-M?

    http://www.giftapolis.com/hello-kitty-waffle-maker.html

    Reply

    • Posted by numnumnum on March 4, 2011 at 12:22 am

      Well, originally I won it on E-bay for $29, but I got all but 10 or so dollars refunded since it was broken. I wish they had refunded my shipping though…

      Reply

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